Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Foodie Bucket List.

You do a lot of thinking when you're lying in traction, felled by a neck injury. First you think about all the writing you could be doing. Then you fret about all the errands you have, and how filthy the house is. But pretty soon your creative mind takes over, and you start daydreaming. Start thinking about all the things you want to do, you could do, if only. All those things on your bucket list.

Funny thing the bucket list. I've read other people's, but never sat down and formulated my own. I've done yearly memes and made resolutions, but never really put too much thought to my own big checklist...until now.

My list looks very different. My list involved food. I'm so passionate about food. It's the biggest thing in my life and what drives me, and gets me up in the morning. So instead of owning a Rolex or jumping out of an airplane, all my "must do's" revolve around eating. And I'm blessed enough to have already done some of them.

I've toured a distillery on Islay, and eaten oysters grown in a Scottish loch. They tasted like a spring meadow, grassy and fresh. I've cooked and eaten a tuna I caught while deep sea fishing, and sipped cider at Giverny. I've learned to bake bread, and found a tequila I can call my own (Don Alvaro Anejo). I've enjoyed dinner in a 3-Michelin-star restaurant, and decided while nice, it's really not my favorite way to dine.

And there's still so much to see, do, and experience. Like:
  • Ordering sushi "Omakase" (Chef's choice) in Tokyo. I saw Tony Bourdain do this on his show "No Reservations" and have been obsessed ever since. The chef was 80, and had been making sushi since he was 8. Over 20 courses of sushi created and consumed in less than 1/2 an hour. Bites of heaven. The stuff of which foodie dreams are made.
  • Touring breweries in Belgium. As a beer lover, this is Mecca for me.
  • Lodging and eating in a fattoria in Tuscany. "Il dolce far niente." Enjoying life on a working Italian farm. Could there be anything better?
  • Eating lardo, or cured fatback. It melts in your mouth like butter and is the *essence* of pork. I'm drooling just thinking about it!
  • Making homemade pie crust. I'm determined to accomplish this feat.
  • Eating margherita pizza in Naples. Thin crust. The kind of pizza dreams are made of.
  • Hosting a successful dinner party for six (because that's how many chairs we have :).
  • Learning to brew beer. As a rabid fan of the stuff, I figure the least I can do is try.
  • Eating street food in Singapore. Chicken and rice. So simple in name, but so complex I've heard entire families don't speak because they can't agree on who makes the best.
  • Eating pho in Vietnam. My death row dish at its source.
  • Opening a diner. When I'm lying in my recliner immobile, I furnish the space, design the menu, create the signage, and it passes the time quite nicely.
  • Visiting Chateau Montelena in Calistoga (Napa Valley), the winery that beat the French in the 70's and inspired the movie "Bottle Shock".
  • Eating at Per Se. Thomas Keller's restaurant, Bouchon, is my favorite place to eat in the world. I'm sure Per Se would be beyond incredible.
  • Eating at La Bernadin. For its fabulous seafood, and in the hopes of glimpsing that sexy silver fox Eric Ripert.
  • Eating at Alinea. Just for the chance to shake Grant Achatz's hand. Any chef who survives tongue cancer to cook another day is a foodie superhero in my book.
  • Meeting Jacques Pepin. He cooks so simply and beautifully, and has had such an extraordinary life. His autobiography is my favorite piece of food writing.
  • Staying at Jacques Pepin's beach condo in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. He rents out his condo! Can you imagine cooking in *that* kitchen? Using *those* pots and pans? Wow.
  • Opening a Penzey's spice store. They smell so good and we really need one here in Charlottesville. Richmond is too far to go for cardamom and fancy salt.
  • Learning way more about wine. I'm a food writer. I shouldn't be so ignorant when it comes to vino.
  • Learning more about port. I've recently acquired a taste for the stuff and would like to know what's good, and what is Harvey's Bristol Cream (which come to think of it, is sherry).
  • Making conchinita pibil (Mexican slow-roasted pork). Wrapped in banana leaves and cooked for hours and hours, this stuff is tender, smoky, awesome porky goodness.
  • Enjoying tapas in Spain. Just 'cause.
  • Drinking a bellini in Venice at Harry's Bar. Because it sounds glamorous.
  • Getting a favorable review from Michael Ruhlman for my first book (hey, a girl can dream :)
...and so many more I haven't even thought of yet. Who says you can't be productive while you're taking the time to heal. You can make lists....maybe the most fun, and valuable, list of them all. So....what's on your foodie bucket list? 

Friday, January 21, 2011

Out of Office.

...just for a little while. Since I racked up my neck and back hauling luggage on a trip to Vegas (yeah, I know, I gotta come up with a better story), I've been laying pretty low and not posting because:
  • I can't stay on a computer more than 20 minutes, which barely gives me enough time to do the important stuff like answer email and check my Restaurant City game ;P
  • I've lost my appetite due to the meds. Sadly, even the porniest of food porn does nothing to make me need, want, desire, much less write about, food. Not quite the agony of say, Grant Achatz getting a tongue tumor, but with the same twist of irony.
  • I'm housebound. Cabin fever has set in. Not "Donner Party" stir crazy just yet, but getting there. Hubby arrives home from work and me *and* my dog go running to the door. Most journeys outside involve driving = A.G.O.N.Y. And after 20 minutes in a restaurant booth or 10 minutes standing my neck begins to whisper things like, "This hurts bitch. What's the matter with you?" If you've ever seen Richard Grant talking to his boil in "How to Get Ahead in Advertising," you'll know what I'm talking about.
Never fear. Restaurant Week is here, and God willing and the creek don't rise, I plan on going. And I plan on blogging about it. See how I suffer for my art and for your entertainment? (*Cue the violins*). Not even a debilitating injury can keep me from my restaurant week recapping duties.

Even though I can't blog, I have been thinking. Wool-gathering. As I lie with my head tucked into a cervical traction pillow (my new best friend), watching The Nate Berkus Show and thinking how it would be a better magazine, I wonder how to make this site and my writing just that much better. I've got tons of ideas, now just need some pain-free moments to get 'em going. Until that happens, I'll leave you with these tasty tidbits:
  • Speaking of Restaurant Week, the menus are a VAST improvement from two years ago. Bone Marrow? (Camino). Pork Belly? (Brasserie Montiel and Brookville). Cranberry mascarpone terrine? (Boar's Head). Yes please!
  • Scrumptious tapas at Mas the other night. A quick scarf-it-down-and-bring-me-the-check trip before the ol' back started sending warnings. The grilled chorizo was outstanding. The anchovies with some wood-grilled, homemade bread dipped in leftover olive oil was sublime. Almost good enough to resurrect my appetite. Sunday they'll be celebrating their EIGHTH anniversary! Way to go Tomas!
  • Check out Justin Hershey's warm apple and onion soup at Zinc Bistro. When Hubby had a business dinner last week, Chef Hershey was kind enough to send a sample home, along with the admonishment, "Eat this. Get better." It was awesome. A sweet chowder blended so smooth I swear it was like drinking velvet. You know those chocolate commercials where they're pouring it and it looks like silk? This soup reminded me of that. Liquid velvety white chocolate. Except it tasted like a warm apple-y vichyssoise. Healing lovely vichyssoise.
  • Need some food porn in the meantime? Check this out. It's "The Sartorialist" for foodies.
  • By my calculations Mr. Chang has exactly 13 days to open his new restaurant in the old "Wild Greens" space. February 3 is the start of Chinese New Year. And that's 13 (count 'em 13) days away. Just sayin'...
Cheers, y'all....I'll be back momentarily, but I gotta go. My 20 minutes are up...

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Chicken Cobbler.

Sometimes, just sometimes, the planets align, the tides synchronize, and you are left with a perfect storm. A perfect storm of cooking when everything comes together and you create a dish that fits like Cinderella's shoe. Over the weekend, while on "injured reserve" I was participating in a favorite Saturday activity: PBS cooking shows. Jacques makes me sigh, Lidia makes me laugh, and Eric makes me swoon. Food Network and that other sorry channel just don't measure up. PBS is the best. That day, on America's Test Kitchen, they were making chicken pot pie.

Now I had just seen the forecast for early in the week: SNOW! This pot pie looked like it could serve 28 people. And I just happened to have all the ingredients in the house. And it looked so easy even a cook on injured reserve could make it. *Planets aligning, tides synchronizing* Here was my perfect storm. Something to focus my mind on something other than the pain, and get me back in the game.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Friday Food News.

Every week, a listing of food-related news and events happening in and around Charlottesville, Virginia. Do you have Cville Food News you’d like to share? Email me! Bon appétit y’all!

Since I've been laid up, on "injured reserve" as it were (i.e., not going anywhere anytime soon), this week's news is a little on the "lite" side. One Restaurant Week main entree with a side of Chang to go...

Edible News

12th Street Taphouse, and Rise Pizzaworks have closed. Enoteca has closed with the intention of redesigning the menu and will reopen. Or so I hear......like I said, I haven't been out of the house in a month. :D :D :D If this is wrong, let me know. Feel like I'm playing "The Telephone Game" suddenly.....

Was all ready to end the Chang "Will he? Won't he?" game. Then I saw pictures of the food coming out of the kitchen at his newly-opened restaurant in Sandy Springs, GA. Oh. Em. Gee! Deep-fried duck!?!?! "Just when you thought you were out......" <---channeling my inner Pacino.

Edible Events

Monday, January 24th through Sunday January 30th
If it's January, it MUST be Restaurant Week time! Check out the participating restaurants. Three courses, $25, plus a $1 donation to Meals on Wheels. Have you made your reservations? They go fast.....so what are you waiting for? Visit the website, check out the menus, and dine, dine, dine like a king for a good cause!

After YEARS of trying, I finally snagged a reservation for 2 at Fossett's....as of today they had a few "2 tops" left....although late. No worries, visit their fabulous bar for a signature cocktail before you dine. Pretend you're a European who wouldn't *dream* of dining before 9 anyway.....

Tune in Monday for more "Food Adventures From the Couch" or what I like to call, "Deep Culinary Observations You Make While Waiting for the Pain Meds to Kick In." Examples? Why is Jamie still on Top Chef? All she does is cook half-ass scallops. Why did Casey prep those chicken feet with what looked like the equivalent of toenail clippers? Why does Fabio walk his turtle on a leash? Is he afraid it will run away? Is it just me or do Marcel's ears look even MORE elfin this week......

Monday, January 3, 2011

Scarier Than Spider Hair Monday.

A weekly feature where I present something culinary that *might* just have you saying, “WTF?" Yep, it's even scarier than spider hair. 

Much to my dismay, I could find no New Year's Eve-themed foods scary enough for a mention. Fear not, I'm nothing if not resourceful.

I'm a collector from way back. Mid-century furniture makes me weak in the knees, and mid-century lamps? Don't even go there. I adore them. My house is covered in vintage wattage. Not one to limit myself, I also collect Fisher Price play pieces (if they're wooden), Mac Tonight Happy Meal figures from the 1980's, and Small Shots ("They're speedy little kids on wheels!" <---Sheesh, the commercial, with a Jodie Foster cameo, is scarier than spider hair!)

One of my biggest collections is of vintage cookbooks - the weirder the better. I've got a farmer's wife cookbook from the 1870's - recipes include, "How to Butcher and Cook an Ox" and "How to Prepare Rice" (dip in lye, then rinse under running water for FOUR DAYS). Another gem is entitled, "Canned Meat Magic!" Dying to do a blog recipe from that one.

This Christmas I got the BEST. GIFT. EVER. A Good Housekeeping Christmas cookbook, circa 1958. It's awesome. And it has a flaming jello mold on the cover.


If that ain't scary I don't know what is. Scary........DELICIOUS! Listen to this list of recipes:

Beetchovies (yep, beets *and* anchovies)
Curried spaghetti (nothing says Christmas like biryani marinara)
Cottage cheese drop cookies (blech!)

...and of course
Nesselrode Flambe (that thing of beauty on the cover)

I counted 8 recipes with flambe instructions. EIGHT! Guess they set fire to a lot of food back in the '50's. It's January 3rd, and I can't freaking wait for Christmas...